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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Ever feel like you're getting old(er?) when you hear yourself say things that old people say? No one else need be around to hear it in order for it to be true, either; it's kind of like the theoretical falling tree in the forest. It still fell to the ground and made a sound because this isn't outer space, and I just said, "Well that's just lousy!" Yeah, I'm using this ball vacuum that's supposed to be god's gift to pet hair collectors or some bullshit like that. Guess what! It doesn't work all that well. That thing is weird too, man, it's pretty fucked-up, actually. I swear that thing was either designed by a retarded human or a genius chimpanzee. Whatever the case may be, I don't recommend using it while on certain types of medication, because one day it's as simple as tying your shoelaces and BAM! All of the sudden, it's Wednesday and you're looking at this thing that looks like it came out of an alien's toy box.
Is anybody listening?

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