the internet is america

Here's to all the websites that never got read, and here's to all the goldfish who never got fed to the government on account of it being shut down. Can you funking believe this crap?! In 1975, Australia's government faced a situation similar to our own, and they were essentially all fired, replaced, receiving a fresh start due to complete and utter incompetence. Or was it only a case of incompetence on the outside, all the while being a completely different animal on the inside, but appearing to be such a flightless failure for the purpose of the big picture in the long run? Obviously, we won't really know the real answer to that question for quite some time to come, but it's really interesting in my humblest of opinions. The United States of America is not such a failure. The USA is a mighty force to be reckoned with by all, without exception, but for whatever transparent reasons at hand, we cannot display our might through exercising our military prowess, nor can we be bullied out of our lunch money by scary paper tigers; we will once again lead our world to prosperity in light of all that's transpired over the last dozen years, despite all of the negative public relations, or the "NPR" and maybe, JUST MAYBE we will have an opportunity to experience peace as a one planet, our people bound by destiny to stand united or fall alone come what may. It may not be much, and it probably doesn't show all that often, but I'm trying my hardest almost every single damned day to be the best individual human being I can possibly be, and I urge others to do the same.

Blackfoot Cherokee

They finally get along, everybody get together

Is there a way I can:

1) Feed the world?
2) Cause the Black Eye Peas to have a plane crash, but survive & then retire?
3) Eliminate the need for narcotics through brain adaptation?
4) Slap Chloe Kardashian? At least on the ass?
5) House, clothe, and educate each American Family?
6) Establish that love may not be real?
7) Establish that God is definitely not real?
8) Then turn around and be like, "No, I was kidding. God exists, but he made me Boss. HE said."?
9) Piece together a good, rocking band before I'm older than Charlie Sheen?
10) Have Keith Richards' Blood?
11) Balance the budget?
12) Fix Health Care?
13) Solve the Immigration Dilemma?
14) Have a cure for the damage left by my spinal cord injury?
15) Hit that?

the apostrophe

I may be a broken man, but I'm solid as a Rock.

self-realization

I've come to the conclusion that I'm one of those people who won't be famous until after death.

WARNING: Blog Not Necessarily Interesting!

If you're looking for entertainment, go pay for it. Chances are that someone is going to read this and shake their head, thinking,
this isn't all that good. Who told this guy to write a blog?
My response would have to be
who told you to read it?

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